So I now live 10 minutes away from the beach

So I now live 10 minutes away from the beach


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#sometimes i forget this show is set in the 90s #and then it reminds me

(Source: troiastings)


siriusuntiltheveryend:

macklesufficient:

six word story about remus lupin:

he went to the funeral alone

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(Source: maybehonestly)


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me peeing

me: shit son
me: sHIT
me: that water is barely yellow
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: i am hydrated as HELL

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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr


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idle3re8u5:

ascandalinthepolicebox:

it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible

really? because I didn’t feelimage


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"To live would be an awfully big adventure."

(Source: bellecs)


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clan-khuleborough:

xenoviel:

vortisaurus:

winterisrambling:

"Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."

"Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!" *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

"Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!"

"Wampas Of Unusual Size?  I don’t think they exist."

"Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?"

"It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead."

"Give us the access code." "What access code?" "Chewie, tear his arms off." "Ohhh you mean this access code!"

"I could give you my word as a Corellian…" "No good. I’ve known too many Corellians"

"Why can’t I see?" "You’ve been mostly-frozen all day."

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.” 

"Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?" "Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future."

"Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. "What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”

This is the best possible mashup. Other than Don’t Stop the Sandman, of course.

Excuse me, I have to go cry a while at how perfect these all are.


scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter


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